:root {
  --ink: #111111;
  --paper: #f4eedf;
  --lime: #d8ff00;
  --pink: #ff3b8d;
  --blue: #3764ff;
  --orange: #ff572b;
  --yellow: #ffd600;
  --white: #fffdf5;
}

* {
  box-sizing: border-box;
}

html {
  scroll-behavior: smooth;
}

body {
  margin: 0;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper);
  font-family: "Manrope", Arial, sans-serif;
  overflow-x: hidden;
}

body::before {
  content: "";
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  pointer-events: none;
  z-index: 100;
  opacity: .12;
  background-image: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg viewBox='0 0 140 140' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%3E%3Cfilter id='n'%3E%3CfeTurbulence type='fractalNoise' baseFrequency='.9' numOctaves='4' stitchTiles='stitch'/%3E%3C/filter%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' filter='url(%23n)' opacity='.55'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
  mix-blend-mode: multiply;
}

a {
  color: inherit;
}

img {
  max-width: 100%;
  display: block;
}

.topbar {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 10;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  width: 100%;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  padding: 22px clamp(20px, 5vw, 72px);
}

.logo {
  font-family: "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  text-decoration: none;
  font-size: clamp(16px, 2vw, 24px);
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.logo span {
  color: var(--pink);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 1px var(--ink);
}

.mini-cta {
  padding: 9px 13px;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--lime);
  text-decoration: none;
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 13px;
  transform: rotate(2deg);
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--pink);
}

.age-stamp {
  position: fixed;
  right: 12px;
  top: 45%;
  z-index: 50;
  width: 76px;
  height: 76px;
  display: grid;
  place-content: center;
  text-align: center;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--orange);
  font-family: "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: 26px;
  transform: rotate(11deg);
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--ink);
}

.age-stamp small {
  display: block;
  max-width: 58px;
  font: 800 8px/1.1 "Manrope", sans-serif;
}

.hero {
  position: relative;
  min-height: 820px;
  padding: 130px clamp(20px, 6vw, 90px) 80px;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(330px, .9fr) minmax(420px, 1.1fr);
  align-items: center;
  gap: 3vw;
  background:
    linear-gradient(115deg, transparent 54%, var(--lime) 54% 79%, var(--pink) 79%);
}

.hero::after {
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  left: -5vw;
  bottom: 20px;
  width: 34vw;
  height: 36px;
  background: var(--blue);
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  transform: rotate(4deg);
}

.eyebrow {
  display: inline-block;
  margin: 0 0 20px;
  padding: 8px 12px;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--white);
  text-transform: uppercase;
  font-size: 12px;
  font-weight: 800;
  letter-spacing: .15em;
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

h1, h2, h3 {
  font-family: "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-weight: 400;
  line-height: .92;
  margin: 0;
}

h1 {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 2;
  font-size: clamp(55px, 7.8vw, 120px);
  letter-spacing: -.055em;
}

h1 span {
  display: inline-block;
  color: var(--paper);
  padding: 0 .07em;
  background: var(--blue);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 2px var(--ink);
  text-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: rotate(-3deg);
}

.lead {
  max-width: 590px;
  margin: 30px 0 24px;
  font-size: clamp(18px, 2vw, 25px);
  font-weight: 700;
  line-height: 1.25;
}

.blast-button {
  position: relative;
  display: inline-flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 26px;
  padding: 18px 22px 16px 27px;
  background: var(--lime);
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(17px, 2vw, 24px);
  text-decoration: none;
  box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: rotate(1deg);
  transition: transform .15s, box-shadow .15s;
}

.blast-button:hover {
  transform: rotate(-2deg) translate(4px, 4px);
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
}

.blast-button b {
  font-size: 34px;
}

.under-button {
  margin: 16px 0 0 12px;
  font-size: 11px;
  font-weight: 800;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.hero-art {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  transform: rotate(3deg);
}

.hero-art img {
  width: 100%;
  border: 6px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 15px 16px 0 var(--ink);
  filter: contrast(1.08) saturate(1.15);
}

.burst {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 4;
  right: -25px;
  top: -36px;
  padding: 28px 16px;
  background: var(--yellow);
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  font: 400 17px "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  clip-path: polygon(50% 0, 60% 27%, 83% 8%, 78% 36%, 100% 35%, 80% 55%, 98% 74%, 72% 72%, 72% 100%, 52% 78%, 31% 99%, 31% 73%, 4% 79%, 24% 57%, 0 39%, 29% 38%, 19% 10%, 42% 29%);
}

.tape {
  position: absolute;
  padding: 9px 20px;
  background: var(--paper);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 12px;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
}

.tape-one {
  left: -35px;
  top: 18%;
  transform: rotate(-10deg);
}

.tape-two {
  right: -20px;
  bottom: 8%;
  transform: rotate(8deg);
}

.floating-note {
  position: absolute;
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 13px;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.note-one {
  bottom: 95px;
  left: 42%;
  transform: rotate(-8deg);
}

.note-two {
  bottom: 73px;
  left: 49%;
  transform: rotate(4deg);
}

.ticker {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 5;
  overflow: hidden;
  padding: 13px 0;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--lime);
  transform: rotate(-1deg) scale(1.02);
  border-block: 3px solid var(--ink);
}

.ticker-track {
  display: flex;
  width: max-content;
  gap: 28px;
  font: 400 clamp(16px, 2vw, 27px) "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  animation: ticker 18s linear infinite;
}

.ticker i {
  color: var(--pink);
  font-style: normal;
}

@keyframes ticker {
  to { transform: translateX(-50%); }
}

.section-number {
  display: inline-block;
  margin-bottom: 28px;
  padding: 6px 10px;
  border: 3px solid currentColor;
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 12px;
  letter-spacing: .12em;
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.problem {
  position: relative;
  padding: 130px clamp(20px, 7vw, 110px);
  background: var(--blue);
  color: var(--white);
  overflow: hidden;
}

.problem h2,
.jokes h2,
.how h2,
.final-cta h2 {
  font-size: clamp(42px, 6.7vw, 103px);
  letter-spacing: -.045em;
}

.problem h2 em {
  display: inline-block;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--pink);
  font-style: normal;
  transform: rotate(2deg);
  padding: 3px 12px;
}

.symptoms {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 2;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  gap: 25px;
  margin: 80px 0 50px;
}

.symptom {
  min-height: 210px;
  padding: 24px;
  border: 5px solid var(--ink);
  color: var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 10px 10px 0 var(--ink);
}

.symptom b {
  display: block;
  font: 400 80px/.8 "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
}

.symptom p {
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 19px;
  line-height: 1.1;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.symptom small {
  font-size: 11px;
}

.s-one {
  background: var(--lime);
  transform: rotate(-3deg);
}

.s-two {
  background: var(--paper);
  transform: translateY(20px) rotate(2deg);
}

.s-three {
  background: var(--orange);
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.revival {
  position: relative;
  max-width: 900px;
  margin: 100px auto 0;
}

.revival img {
  border: 6px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 18px 18px 0 var(--pink);
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.scribble {
  position: absolute;
  left: -145px;
  top: 20px;
  color: var(--lime);
  font: 800 18px/1.1 "Manrope", sans-serif;
  transform: rotate(-12deg);
}

.jokes {
  padding: 130px clamp(20px, 6vw, 95px);
  background: var(--paper);
}

.jokes-heading {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1.5fr .5fr;
  gap: 35px;
  align-items: end;
}

.jokes-heading h2 span {
  color: var(--blue);
  text-decoration: line-through 8px var(--pink);
}

.jokes-heading > p {
  max-width: 310px;
  padding: 18px;
  background: var(--yellow);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  font-weight: 800;
  transform: rotate(4deg);
}

.joke-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  gap: 28px;
  margin-top: 75px;
}

.joke-card {
  position: relative;
  min-height: 360px;
  padding: 28px;
  border: 5px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 11px 11px 0 var(--ink);
  transition: transform .2s;
}

.joke-card:hover {
  transform: translateY(-8px) rotate(-1deg);
}

.joke-card:nth-child(2) {
  transform: rotate(2deg);
}

.joke-card:nth-child(2):hover {
  transform: translateY(-8px) rotate(0deg);
}

.pink { background: var(--pink); }
.blue { background: var(--blue); color: var(--white); }
.lime { background: var(--lime); }

.joke-label {
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 5px 8px;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--white);
  font-size: 10px;
  font-weight: 800;
  letter-spacing: .1em;
}

.question {
  margin: 35px 0;
  font: 400 clamp(22px, 2.3vw, 34px)/1.05 "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
}

.reveal {
  padding: 11px 13px;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper);
  color: var(--ink);
  font: 800 12px "Manrope", sans-serif;
  cursor: pointer;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
}

.punchline {
  display: none;
  margin: 25px 0 0;
  padding-top: 18px;
  border-top: 4px solid var(--ink);
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 19px;
  line-height: 1.2;
}

.joke-card.open .punchline {
  display: block;
  animation: punch .25s ease-out;
}

.joke-card.open .reveal {
  display: none;
}

@keyframes punch {
  from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(12px) rotate(2deg); }
}

.visual-jokes {
  padding: 120px clamp(20px, 6vw, 95px) 150px;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--paper);
  overflow: hidden;
}

.comic {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1.25fr .75fr;
  align-items: center;
  gap: clamp(25px, 5vw, 80px);
  margin: 45px 0 120px;
}

.comic-right {
  grid-template-columns: .75fr 1.25fr;
  margin-bottom: 0;
}

.comic-image {
  position: relative;
}

.comic-image img {
  border: 6px solid var(--paper);
  box-shadow: 15px 15px 0 var(--pink);
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.comic-right img {
  box-shadow: 15px 15px 0 var(--lime);
  transform: rotate(2deg);
}

.comic-image span {
  position: absolute;
  right: -10px;
  bottom: -19px;
  padding: 8px 12px;
  background: var(--yellow);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-size: 11px;
  font-weight: 800;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: rotate(4deg);
}

.comic figcaption p {
  font: 400 clamp(25px, 3vw, 43px)/1.05 "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
}

.comic figcaption strong {
  display: inline;
  padding: 4px 7px;
  background: var(--pink);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-size: clamp(17px, 2vw, 25px);
  line-height: 1.5;
  box-decoration-break: clone;
  -webkit-box-decoration-break: clone;
}

.comic-right figcaption strong {
  background: var(--lime);
}

.how {
  position: relative;
  padding: 130px clamp(20px, 6vw, 95px);
  background: var(--orange);
}

.how h2 span {
  color: var(--white);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 3px var(--ink);
  text-shadow: 7px 7px 0 var(--blue);
}

.steps {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  gap: 30px;
  margin-top: 80px;
}

.steps article {
  min-height: 260px;
  padding: 27px;
  background: var(--paper);
  border: 5px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 9px 9px 0 var(--ink);
}

.steps article:nth-child(2) {
  background: var(--lime);
  transform: translateY(25px) rotate(-2deg);
}

.steps article:nth-child(3) {
  background: var(--blue);
  color: var(--white);
  transform: rotate(2deg);
}

.steps span {
  font: 400 50px "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  color: var(--pink);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 2px var(--ink);
}

.steps h3 {
  margin: 28px 0 15px;
  font-size: 29px;
}

.steps p {
  font-size: 17px;
  font-weight: 700;
}

.disclaimer {
  width: fit-content;
  max-width: 780px;
  margin: 90px auto 0;
  padding: 13px 20px;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--white);
  font-weight: 800;
  text-align: center;
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.final-cta {
  position: relative;
  padding: 140px 20px 130px;
  background: var(--lime);
  text-align: center;
  overflow: hidden;
}

.final-cta::before,
.final-cta::after {
  content: "!";
  position: absolute;
  font: 400 350px/.8 "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  color: var(--pink);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 6px var(--ink);
  transform: rotate(-18deg);
}

.final-cta::before { left: -30px; bottom: -40px; }
.final-cta::after { right: -10px; top: 25px; transform: rotate(17deg); }

.final-cta > * {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 2;
}

.final-cta h2 span {
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 0 12px;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--pink);
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.cta-copy {
  max-width: 660px;
  margin: 35px auto;
  font-size: clamp(17px, 2vw, 23px);
  font-weight: 800;
}

.telegram-button {
  display: inline-flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 18px;
  padding: 22px 27px;
  border: 5px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--blue);
  color: var(--white);
  font: 400 clamp(17px, 2.4vw, 28px) "Rubik Mono One", Impact, sans-serif;
  text-decoration: none;
  box-shadow: 11px 11px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: rotate(1deg);
  transition: transform .15s, box-shadow .15s;
}

.telegram-button:hover {
  transform: translate(5px, 5px) rotate(-1deg);
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--ink);
}

.telegram-icon {
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  width: 43px;
  height: 43px;
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--white);
  color: var(--blue);
  font: 800 24px "Manrope", sans-serif;
}

.fine-print {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: center;
  gap: 20px;
  margin-top: 35px;
  font-size: 11px;
  font-weight: 800;
}

.fine-print span {
  padding: 5px 8px;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
}

.cta-star {
  font-size: 50px;
}

footer {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 20px;
  padding: 26px clamp(20px, 5vw, 70px);
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--paper);
  font-size: 11px;
  font-weight: 800;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

footer a {
  color: var(--lime);
}

@media (max-width: 900px) {
  .age-stamp {
    position: absolute;
    top: 82px;
    right: 18px;
    width: 65px;
    height: 65px;
    font-size: 21px;
  }

  .hero {
    grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr);
    padding-top: 160px;
    background: linear-gradient(160deg, var(--paper) 0 58%, var(--lime) 58% 83%, var(--pink) 83%);
  }

  .hero-copy,
  .hero-art {
    min-width: 0;
  }

  .hero-art {
    margin-top: 25px;
  }

  .floating-note,
  .scribble {
    display: none;
  }

  .symptoms,
  .joke-grid,
  .steps {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }

  .symptom,
  .s-two,
  .steps article:nth-child(2),
  .steps article:nth-child(3) {
    min-height: auto;
    transform: rotate(0);
  }

  .jokes-heading {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }

  .comic,
  .comic-right {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
    margin-bottom: 90px;
  }

  .comic-right figcaption {
    order: 2;
  }
}

@media (max-width: 560px) {
  .topbar {
    padding: 18px;
  }

  .mini-cta {
    display: none;
  }

  .hero {
    min-height: auto;
    padding: 145px 18px 85px;
  }

  h1 {
    font-size: clamp(38px, 12vw, 52px);
  }

  h1 span {
    -webkit-text-stroke-width: 1px;
    text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
  }

  .hero-art img {
    border-width: 4px;
    box-shadow: 8px 9px 0 var(--ink);
  }

  .tape {
    display: none;
  }

  .problem,
  .jokes,
  .visual-jokes,
  .how {
    padding: 90px 18px;
  }

  .problem h2,
  .jokes h2,
  .how h2,
  .final-cta h2 {
    font-size: clamp(37px, 12vw, 58px);
  }

  .symptoms,
  .joke-grid,
  .steps {
    margin-top: 50px;
  }

  .revival {
    margin-top: 75px;
  }

  .joke-card {
    min-height: auto;
  }

  .comic {
    margin-top: 25px;
    gap: 16px;
  }

  .comic-image img {
    border-width: 4px;
    box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--pink);
  }

  .comic-right img {
    box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--lime);
  }

  .final-cta {
    padding: 100px 18px 90px;
  }

  .telegram-button {
    width: 100%;
    justify-content: center;
    padding: 18px 10px;
    font-size: 15px;
  }

  .telegram-icon {
    width: 35px;
    height: 35px;
    flex: 0 0 auto;
  }

  .fine-print {
    flex-wrap: wrap;
    gap: 8px;
  }

  footer {
    flex-direction: column;
    text-align: center;
  }
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  html { scroll-behavior: auto; }
  .ticker-track { animation: none; }
  * { transition: none !important; }
}